That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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