Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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