You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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