i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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