One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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