the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is it because I queefed?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
there is puke in my bra ... again
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