Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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