I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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