Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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