I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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