you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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