I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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