thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I know her cup size but not her name....
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