I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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