you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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