I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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