You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Randomize
