She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.