i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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