So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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