And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
