I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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