he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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