I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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