I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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