Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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