yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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