So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
BRING THE BAGELS
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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