At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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