I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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