I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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