yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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