should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
