she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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