yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
be right there i have to get my cape
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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