So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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