I must be too annoying 4 u.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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