Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
