It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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