I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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