You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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