don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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