So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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