I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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