I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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