i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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