just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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