Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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