My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You've changed since you got that strap on
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