How'd it feel making her break her religion?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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