I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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