You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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