Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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