I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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