question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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