At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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