# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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