I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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