oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.